k-atosaurus:

ringosrats:

Wrestling Rats

* No rats were harmed in this photo shoot.  However, G.I. Joe DID get a pretty nasty bite (see last photo)!

OMG. Love it.

• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
• period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• period: Yell at a puppy.
• period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

wowfunniestposts:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

When really, my reaction is something like:

this blog is hilarious

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